I must admit, another rejection, another broken heart.

What's up with the Americans with disabilities act ? Doesn't seem to be protecting those of us with Pacer Makers and ICD's.

First I received a letter of rejection from Sports Illustrated for the position as Swimsuit Model, claimed it had nothing to do with that camels hump on my left shoulder. Now I receive a rejection from NASA.

Seems I cannot be an Astronaut because I take lasix, and they only have one working toilet on the space station...excuses.
Isn't this discrimination?

I'm still holding out hope for the Air Force..their com mercials say to be all you can be...

 

 

I'm hoping for the "few...the proud.......the......marines."

Seriously, I thought that was the jingle for the Army. What's the army jingle then.

Sorry, Patch, but the Air Force would've rejected you anyways.....right out of the seat.....mid flight. Leaves of cabbage all over the place below, so much that the town now has declared your rejection day as "Cole Slaw" day.

 

to be us! The army slogan was "Be all That you can be",,but,I am partial to this one,,,"The Army,where the generals arent the only ones that get a hummer"........!

 

Have you thought about joining the Chippendales!!!! You could tell them the various varieties of acts you could do, Pickled Red, Curly Cale, oh they would be so impressed. Oh but where would they put the velcro.

Just think you could still have a uniform and not worry about where to hang your hat.

Oh and did you still have to pay at the checkout for the groceries? I find if you do it just before the checkout assistant rings the final item you get away with it as you can go and find a quiet place to sit........

Bella

 

I need a gardener! lol, dont care about your pm as long as your'e cheap.

HH x

 

Indeed, I am cheap. Just not easy