An elderly lady went to her doctor's office rather concerned. As she was talking to the doctor, she stated "I'm not sure what is wrong, but lately, I have had gas real bad. The thing is though that they are silent and you can never smell them. As a matter of fact, I have released gas several times while we have been talking." The doctor wrote her out a script and asked her to come back in a couple weeks so that they could check on her progress.

A couple weeks goes by and the woman comes back to the doctor's office and he asks, "So, how are we progressing?" To which she replies, "Well, I still have the gas and they are still silent, however, the smell is just awful now. I'm not sure what those pills were, but they have made my gas smell horrible." To which the doctor replied, "Well, now that we have healed your sense of smell, let's get to work on your hearing."

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