My sister and I took our mother to the nursing home this morning. We left her there and planned on coming back tonight to see her. When we came back we asked her how was her day. She replied that when she would tip over to the left, the nurses would come and straighten her out. When she would tip over to the right, the nurses would come and straighten her out. She complained what the hell do you have to do around here to be able to make a fat?

 

 

I didn't get it until I looked at your bio and realized you're from New Yawk. It's your accent that threw me

 

I have a type in the last line. It should read what the hell do you have to do around here to be able to make a FART?

 

Jesus, that joke got to Texas before 2005 and we Texans thought it was too crude to post. Is it just now getting to New Yawk?

 

ltrivone: I like your first version best. I just had to "visualize" in my mind the elderly lady leanin' & the word "fat" ~ tooooo cute! Keep them comin' ~

I am always looking for cute jokes and/or cartoons in the medical field. My GP and I love to exchange our "funnies" each time we get together for my "follow up" appointments. Like today, I had a "follow up" appointment ~ for what? Neither one of us had anything to "follow up" on, so he grabbed some Grandbaby pictures (from New Yawk) out of another office & we spent a good ol' time chattin' for my 15 minutes. Our laughing/fun did more medical good for he and I than any meds or regular appointments. That type of meds. makes all of us feel much better. Laugh & smile ~ can't wait for my next "follow up". I need more jokes/cartoons, etc. ~

I was born, raised and am a true TEXAS "cowgirl" who owns a ranch in big TEXAS and this is my first time around on this joke. Please keep posting jokes/cartoons, etc., we all need a good belly laugh. Carolyn G. in TEXAS ~ ~ GO UT LONGHORNS ~ # 2 in the rankings!