My 4 year old daughter and I were walking along and she stopped to bend down and pick up an M&M that was on the ground and was about to put it in her mouth. I told her to stop right away since we do not put things on our mouth that have been on the ground. She asked me why. I told her because things on the ground are dirty and have germs and once they are on the ground they should never go in our mouths. My daughter looked at me astonshied and said, "Mommy, how come you are so smart?" I thought for a minute and answered "Well, before we can become mommys we have to take a mommy test and all mommys know things like that." That seemed to satisfy my daughter's curiosity for the time being. We continued to walk along for a few minutes and she replied, "Mommy, I guess if you fail the mommy test, you become a daddy instead!"

 

 

OK... that's not funny!!!!

I pay my (now grown) daughters a lot of money to tell people how smart I am!

 

I guess it depends how you look at it.

 

Mommy learns that she is right by definition in order to pass the test.

frank

 

Your daughter sounds adorable. Thanks for the laugh.

 

Sorry to disappoint you but I have no kids, this is just a joke.