A long time member of the arrhythmia mafia family, Atrial Flutter, was caught recently where he was charged with breaking and entering and tampering. This scene takes us to the court day. Mr. Flutter has already been sworn in and has taking the stand....

Ventricular lead to Mr. Flutter:
"Do you recall the day in which you unlawfully hacked into the system?"

Mr. Flutter:
"Yes I do, sir."

Ventricular lead:
"No further questions Your Honor."

Atrial Lead to Mr. Flutter:
"So...you remember the day?"

Mr. Flutter:
"Yes."

Atrial lead to Mr Flutter:
"Then why don't you tell the court what havoc you caused on that day? What misery you caused my client. Such an innocent victim. She didn't ask for this, nor did she deserve it!"

Ventricular lead screaming to judge:
"I object, Your Honor!"

Judge to the leads:
"I'll see you in chambers."

 

 

thanks for the laugh! I hope this wasn't inspired by a return of your flutter.

 

Thanks for the laugh. This is better than a whole bottle of prescription pills. Forget that ol' saying of "an apple a day keeps the Dr. away ~ a laugh a day is better ~

What a dull life we would be/would lead, if we did not have some of you to put a lil' twinkle in our eyes & the smirk on our faces. Life is too short to be serious.

You, who try to put a lil' grin on our faces each day, thanks, you remind me, and hopefully other PM members, to take a deep breath, release some of that "up-tight" and stop to smell the roses & enjoy life.

Keep the "funnies" rolling,
Carolyn G. in TEXAS ~

 

Now add more for an ICD

Ventricles attorney to ICD
"Could you explain why you TASER'ed my client"

 

That's gold - thanks for the laugh :-)

 

Some key elements you missed from this episode...


The authorities interrogated my client without reading her Miranda rights.



Your honor, Angelie is not a danger to society ... when she takes her meds.

Shocking


The white zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, no parking - Whoops , wrong show.

 

Maybe we should collaborate and write a series, Patch. I knew you could come up with some good lines too.

Lol,
Angelie


And, Tracey, hopefully the flutter has not returned. I've felt some runs of weirdness, but nothing too bad. We'll see what's going on next week when I get my pacer interrogated. LOL....just saying that word makes me laugh now.