Hello, hello, is anybody home?

Looks like a lot of people here but it's deader than I was. Don't make me defibrillate everybody.

Geez, you really don't want me being the voice of reason. Some of you old timers need to wake up

 

 

You the voice of reason is scary! What do you want to talk about? It has been rather quiet. Maybe everyone is training for the Olympics?

 

Well I was hoping to see some more information on the Olympics, but it looks like you were busy practicing for your event, what with the tasseled hair...

Then there is the matter of the programming

 

HE has spoken......

Don't make me unleash my wires.......
I know defib-fu

 

Patch,

Is kinda dead ain't it?

I fouind one way to make things exciting. A few days ago I asked you about using your d-fib for a taser. Well I just wanted to let you know I don't need it anymore. I found I have two tasers (or they will definitely do for tasers) in my garage. We have couple of the bug zappers that are like about 3/4 size tennis rackets and powered by flashlight batteries. I knew they would kill bugs but I accidently touched one that had been off for several minutes and it still had enough power to make a fellow say a bad word. So now when I go walking I take my tennis racket with me just in case I run into a rabid armadillo.

Smitty

 

Thank you what a great idea you gave me. My wife discovered she really really liked it when my defib went off when we celebrated our anniversary, and since has been draining my battery. I have one of those bug zappers on the patio I can give her and save my ICD.

See us older guys still have better ideas.