A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?'

'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.

We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'

'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny.

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!''

'I don't remember much after that'

 

 

so bad... yet so funny

 

fell off chair and rolling on the floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

that somebody took complete offense to this? Most people thought it was funny, but one person sent me a couple emails about how it reflected badly on me that I would send a nasty joke such as this talking comparing a woman's vagina to a cow. Can you believe that!? He proceeded to say that sex between a husband & wife is to remain between them, etc... What the heck does that have to do with the joke? What a wacko!

I thought the joke was pretty darn funny, though, as did several other people. Thanks for sharing. I like reading about other things on here than just pacemaker stuff all the time. It livens up the atmosphere some; although some people are understandibly worried and need to just talk with people who have gone through similar situations with their health.

 

That's the thing with humor..there's always someone, somewhere who will be offended by something said. I receive these jokes from my vast group of email buddies and sometimes I'm offended by the stuff they send me but I wouldn't dream of complaining because the funnies outweigh the offensive stuff. I always stay away from politics because each one of us is entitled to our beliefs, even though we may not agree with each other. Life is so serious, and many of us on this board have face life-threatening ordeals that if I can make someone laugh then it makes my day.

Guess we'll have to start all jokes with "if you're easily offended then stop reading here."

Have a fun day, full of lots of laughter, Terri