Seniors enjoying life in Florida

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A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The Villages, a Florida Adult community. A man walked over and sits down on the other end of the bench. After a few moments, the woman asks, ’Are you a stranger here?’
He replies, ’I lived here years ago.’
’So, where were you all these years?’
’In prison,’ he says.
’Why did they put you in prison?’
He looked at her, and very quietly said, ’I killed my wife.’
’Oh!’ said the woman. ’So you’re single...?!’
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Two elderly people living in Ft. Myers , he was a widower and she a widow, had known each other for a number of years. One evening there was a community supper in the big arena in the Clubhouse.
The two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went on, he took a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered the courage to ask her, ’Will you marry me?’
After about six seconds of ’careful consideration,’ she answered ’Yes.. Yes, I will!’
The meal ended and, with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their respective places.. Next morning, he was troubled. ’Did she say ’yes’ or did she say ’no’?’
He couldn’t remember. Try as he might, he just could not recall. Not even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called her.
First, he explained that he didn’t remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past.. As he gained a little more courage, he inquired, ’When I asked if you would marry me, did you say ’ Yes’ or did you say ’No’?’
He was delighted to hear her say, ’Why, I said, ’Yes, yes I will’ and I meant it with all my heart.’ Then she continued, ’And I am so glad that you called, because I couldn’t remember who had asked me.’
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A man was telling his neighbor in Miami , ’I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.’
’Really,’ answered the neighbor. ’What kind is it?’
’Twelve thirty.’
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note from admin- this has been edited

 

 

Big Brother is even on this site..............Editing your comments to the way they see fit........So when does the book burnings begin again ??

 

I didn't change what was there, just took out the ones that did not fit the terms of service.Not planning any book burnings for today. :o)

 

Yeah I know, when I read the post, I seen it said it had been edited.....so me and my dry humor, plus I received an A+ on my Book report about the book 1984, way back before 1984.......I couldn't pass it up....especially the way the world is spinning out of control........have a good one.......