Hope you all enjoy this --- signs of things to come, if they'e not already here!!!

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them .

As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people
around them were looking over and whispering.
Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'
She answered "The teeth"

 

 

That sickening. Old as Methusalem too.

 

i myself have never heard it before. i hope it is not a sign of things to come as you say. it would be awfully sad to have to share teeth let alone food for one. jessie

 

That's a good one!

How about sharing a pacemaker?

frank

 

I enjoyed that one!
Jan

 

That is funny.
At the local nursing home, there are teeth missing all the time and often they will be found in someone else's mouth. Then again in this unit you can often find someone else taking a nap in another persons bed. When we get dementia, there are alot of strange things we do - sharing isn't always the cleanest way to go.
Sugar/Patty

 

that is too funny. I thought it would be something other then teeth.