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Childbirth at 65!!
Posted by RedSoxfan on 2010-07-27 23:22
 
Childbirth at 65!!

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'
 

3 comments

 

Funny!

Comment posted by sputnick on 2010-07-28 04:42.
I like that one, and more importantly I understand it!
Jan
 

thanks for the smile...

Comment posted by COBradyBunch on 2010-07-28 13:30.
Although you don't need to be 65... Just need to have one or more other children...
 

Thanks

Comment posted by qwerty on 2010-07-29 17:30.

I can always count on a smile from the great PM folks!
 

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