Headstone of Russell J. Larsen
in the Logan City Cemetery in
Logan, Utah

TWO THINGS I LOVE MOST,
GOOD HORSES AND BEAUTIFUL
WOMEN, AND WHEN I DIE I HOPE
THEY TAN THIS OLD HIDE OF MINE
AND MAKE IT INTO A LADIES RIDING
SADDLE, SO I CAN REST IN PEACE
BETWEEN THE TWO THINGS i LOVE
THE MOST.

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you
laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women
do not know each other.

 

 

oh my! jessie...hope your wife doesn't read this.

 

Jessie my wife read them and thought they were funny......good ones Tarzan.....

 

i laughed too....lol zombie...it is a good one