I know this site is for the serious business of providing information about pacemakers. But I don't know anything about pacemakers and keep coming here to try and learn. In the meantime as payment for all I'm learning I thought I would try to make someone smile.

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said he'd make a deal with his son: 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car.' The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.
The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair...and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.'

Dad's reply:

'Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?'

 

 

good one tarzan! it made me laugh out loud. jessie

 

15 year old girl with her permit and 11 year old son who is a handful... I liked this one...