From Reader's Digest.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they are always a little short.

A British newspaper, The Independent on Sunday, ran the following news flash:" Welsh tortoise recaptured 1.8 miles from home after eight months on the run."

Once upon a time, a beautiful young antelope was going to the party of the year. Excited, she put on a new outfit, make up, great shoes, the whole nine yards. Suddenly, she was stampeded by a herd of buffalo, making her the first self-dressed stamped antelope.

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked.
Warren Buffett on Charlie Rose.

Sorry everyone, I had nothing better to do. Hope you all get a little chuckle out of them.

~ Dominique ~

 

 

LOL!!!!
oh dear......you need a hobby....soon. hehehe jk. thanks for that, it made me chuckle. :)
~valerie

 

At least somebody appreciates a little humor once in a while, no matter how juvenile it may be. There is enough misery in the world. We can't always be staunchy and serious. Laugh! And the world laughs with you!
~ Dominique ~

 

or at you.
LOL!! jk. my brother says that to me all the time. :)
~valerie

 

There is another one about crying too, but I can't think of it at the moment. That's probably best, I wouldn't want to risk being banned from the site, for lack of sensitivity. :(
~ Dominique ~

 

I remembered! You were close.
Cry and the world laughs at you.
Snore and you sleep alone.
That's not part of it. I Threw it in just because.
~ Dominique ~

 

Call it temporary insanity. I'm over it now.
Bye.
~ Dominique ~

 

LOL!! very good. you should be proud :)

~valerie