Since we are all using our computers to communicate, I thought possibly some of you can help me because:

The Computer Swallowed Grandma

The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly its true.
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or, been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'

So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy, 'Scan' and 'Paste' her
And send her back to me!


If you would like to see her picture, go to the site listed below:

http://www.ahajokes.com/crt232.html

 

 

That is TOO funny Smitty! The picture and poem are both hilarious! So tell me, do you look anything like your Grandma??? lol I'll certainly copy, scan and paste her, and send her back if I stumble across her. Thanks for the belly laugh here in Seattle!!!
Cathryn

 

Unfortunately she and I can use the same photo for our drivers license, if they would let her have one, but she has a little nip too often.

 

yikes, lol!
thanks for the laugh :) laughing helps a lot with recovery. (unless you go into hysterics and laugh like mad and pull a lead, lol) :)
take care,
~valerie

 

Lol..thats hilarious.. You just made my rotten day brighter!

Thanks!, Stay Well Colleen

 

I was going to say maybe she ran off with some guy she met online, but grannies never go out without their teeth. Have you tried googling lost grandmas? Lenora