I truly hope this does not offend anyone, but to me it is funny. Maybe it is because I'm just weird, more weird than any of you have suspected. If it is offensive to any of you, I do apologize.

A man who just died is delivered to a Louisiana mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. Boudreaux the mortician asks the wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look very good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives Boudreaux a blank check and says, "I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."

The woman returns the next day for the viewing. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to Boudreaux, "Whatever the cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend for the suit?" To her astonishment, Boudreaux presents her with the blank check. "Dere's no charge," he says.

"No, really, I must pay you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!" she says. "Honestly, ma'am," Boudreaux replies, "it didn't cost me a ting.

You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his missus if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice."

"So, I just switched the heads."

 

 

Well this gave me a good laugh. Wasn't what I was expecting.

Vicki

 

Smitty,

Vicki and I must be as weird as you are! I thought it was very funny.

Michelle

 

I agree with Vicki- it wasn't the punch line I was expecting, but a funny twist!
Bambi
PS: How are you and your wife doing? I hope you are both well.

 

Ha! That's made me chuckle on a dull Monday morning.

Thanks Smitty :-)

Shelly

 

Great one! Never suspected the ending.

Thanks,

Margaret

 

Oh Smitty, this made my day. Like the others I never expected the ending. Thank you for a good laugh!
Sharon

 

that was great , i loved it....

 

Just shows, "you should always quit while you are a head"

 

Ye mate, a good one
We have to have a sense of humour these days.