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Lonely Man Buys a Pet

Posted by ccmoore on 2008-07-01 11:50

This guy had just had a pacemaker installed and was feeling down and lonely; and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion he finally bought a centipede, (a bug with 100 legs), which came in a little white box.

He took the box home, found a good location for it, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar for a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's place with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But again there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time. This time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?

A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm putting my shoes on!"

Later,
Charlie

8 comments

LOL ....

Comment posted by Bionic Beat on 2008-07-01 14:11.

Thanks, Charlie.

Love to laugh and you've made me do it! :-)

I feel fabulous!

Bionic Beat

Hillarious!

Comment posted by uvagershwin on 2008-07-01 14:19.

Ha, that was FUNNY! You don't see many pacemaker jokes...

Very Good

Comment posted by ju on 2008-07-01 14:21.

Thanks Charlie - that's put a smile on my face and cheered me up. The simple ones are always the best. That's brilliant !!

Ju XXX

great joke

Comment posted by bini on 2008-07-01 19:29.

Thanks Charlie,
I was very down today aout some news I heard. This joke has put a smile on my face.. thank you!

A good laugh!

Comment posted by auntiesamm on 2008-07-01 22:33.

Thanks for the good laugh. There was no way to know what the punch line could be! It does feel so good to laugh and I know it is "heart-healthy".
Sharon

Now this was funny!

Comment posted by pacergirl on 2008-07-01 22:56.

Thank you for such a fine laugh. It is fantastic!

Can anyone possibly imagine what it would be like to go shoe shopping for a centipede? All those feet! hee hee!

Thank you for the laughs....
Pacergirl

HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment posted by Loopy Lou on 2008-08-04 10:19.

THAT was so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks - feeling a bit low today and I really laughed!!

xx

thanks for the laugh

Comment posted by Skelton on 2008-08-31 01:09.

Poor little thing,I hope he doesn,t suffer from bunions.

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