Driving and Pacing
- by Angelie
- 2009-07-22 01:07:49
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It was a wonderful drive home yesterday.
I rolled the window down to allow the 98 degree breeze to tease my hair like a hairdryer. Aint nothing like baked on sweat.
The radio station caught my vibe and surprised me by playing all of my favorite songs back to back. Just as I was jammin and singing along to Boom, Boom, Pow, I almost hit a cow and I swerved like a crooked arrow that had been arched by a drunken cupid.
To my left an entire stampede of cows resting in a field with the exception of a lone cow standing as if giving a pep talk to his fellow cow-pade. I guess the one playing chicken in the road had about enough of the speech as he could stand and was trying to find other means of entertainment. How thoughtful of the dare devil cow to scare the living crap out of me as I considered myself lucky to be his chosen one.
I thought my pacer was literally going to jump out of my chest, but it turned out to be just a few innocent PVCs. It surely felt like it was doing the jig.
After turning on my road, I immediately see in the distance a brown thing tossing and turning in the middle of the road. I get closer and closer and begin to get frightened with the thought of it being my three legged dog, Diesel.
Oh, dear, I screamed. He cant lose anymore legs because then well have to get one of those pathetic doggy wheelchairs and I doubt he could keep up with that.
Im about to lose control at this point, and brace myself for whats ahead. I inch closer and closer, my heart is pounding, my pacer is working overtime, my breaths get faster and my hair raises up on end. Soon, Im there. I cant look. My eyes wander to the left of the highway for any welcomed diversion. My foot hits the brake. I prepare myself mentally for what lies on the road ahead of me which turns out to be
a brown paper bag blowing in the wind.
Dont yall just hate that?
Oh how I cant wait until my next interrogation. I can already see the surprise on my doctors face. I'll be sitting there innocently grinning like a little girl, because finally I'll have something on them.....
Now, now, Angelie, what were you doing on July 21st?
Just driving home, Ill say
.. Just driving home.
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This is my second Christmas with my pacemaker and I am so happy to be with my family.
good luck with that
by Tracey_E - 2009-07-22 03:07:58
I can tell you spent a lot of time trying to make up a believable story to give the pm rep when he finds the episode. So, what were you REALLY doing, huh??
Laughing at Boom Boom Pow... given the other music discussions we've had, I didn't take you for a Black Eye Peas kinda girl, lol. I've got that on my workout play list, tho I may take it off because no matter what I listen to next, I always have it stuck in my head all day.