As time winds down questions about death are popping into my head. Here's an important one

Does anybody know if there are rest stops on the way to the hereafter or should I forgo my diuretics (pee pills) on that fateful day?



by Tracey_E - 2019-07-12 14:23:46

Do you want to show up at the pearly gates all bloated? Up to you. 

Why are you asking us?

by AgentX86 - 2019-07-13 00:11:05

I was hoping that you'd send us a message so we'll know what to expect.


by IAN MC - 2019-07-13 05:33:52

There is an incontinence hotline for the Pearly Ģates so I tried ringing them on your behalf

All I got was a recorded message " Can you please hold ?"



by Claracluck - 2019-07-13 14:53:55

Depends if your going up or down.you might need extinguisheing properties if it's down 😂

Stop it

by atiras - 2019-07-14 06:42:51

I'd not take it, if I were you. You don't want to be hopping from one foot to the other wondering where the nearest loo is when St. Peter is questioning you about your blameless life, do you?

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