As I promised...

• by uvagershwin
• 2008-04-21 08:04:21
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Hey, it's me again, here are the other jokes I promised...

An accountant was having trouble sleeping, so he tried counting sheep. But he made a mistake and it took him all night to find it.

A man was pulled over and the police officer says,"Sir, I need you to breath into this breathalyzer for me." The guy says, "Sorry officer, but I am an asthmetic and if I do that I'll have a really big asthma attack." "OK, then I need you to come down to the station for a blood test, just to make sure." "I can't do that either sir, you see, I'm a hemophiliac and if I do THAT, I will bleed to death." Aggrivated, the policeman says,"Then I need a urine sample." "I'm a diabetic, and if I do that, my sugar will get really, really low." "Then why don't you just get out of the car and walk this white line for me." "Can't do that either." "Why not?" "Because I'm drunk."