Another Joke to make you smile

• by kcruz
• 2009-04-24 09:04:48
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A young boy walks into the candy store.... he asked the store owner for 3 boxes of chocolates, a 1lbs,2lbs,and 3lbs. The store owner asked, why three boxes?

Well I am going to my girlfriends tonight and if she lets me put my arm around her I will give her the 1lbs box, if she lets me kiss her on the cheek I will give her the 2lbs box and if she lets me kiss her on the lips over and over again passionately I will give her the 3lbs box. The store owner smiled and gave the boy the boxes he asked for.

That night at his girlfriends house he was asked to give the blessing before dinner, it went on and on for 45 minutes, when he was done his girlfriend said " I didn't know you were so religious." the boy replied " yeah well, I didn't know your dad was the candy store owner.".