Joke - And then the fight started


A man comes home from work and can’t find his wife. After looking all over the house he finds her in the bedroom as naked as a jay bird standing in front of a mirror looking at herself. She had recently had a pacemaker installed.

The man yells at his wife “What are you doing?”

The wife replies “I had a doctor’s appointment today and the doc checked out the PM scar and in the course of the exam he said that I have the breasts of a 20 year old”

The man replies “What did the doctor say about your 50 year old fat ass?”

The wife calmly replied “Your name didn’t come up”

And then the fight started.

Enjoy,
Ccmoore


3 Comments

Funny

by Pookie - 2009-03-11 04:03:13

I heard that one before, but it still cracks me up.

Thanks for the much needed humor.

Pookie

Good One

by kcruz - 2009-03-11 10:03:48

Man this made me chuckle, thanks for sharing.

'fat ass'joke

by seeker581 - 2009-10-05 10:10:45

Thanks for sharing your joke.Whenever I'm feeling in the dumps I always read the joke.It always makes me feel better.Keep well

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I am just now 40 but have had these blackouts all my life. I am thrilled with the pacer and would do it all over again.