Now That's Funny...

• by chip
• 2009-03-09 02:03:29
• General Posting
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I ran into a friend of mine at the convention today.

She said, "I'm so excited because today I got married and tonight I'm going on my honeymoon and it will be my first time.

" "First time?" I said. "I thought you were married 3 times before."

She said, "I was but my first husband was impotent, my second husband told me on our honeymoon that he preferred men, and my third husband was a clinical researcher in Congestive Heart Failure and all I got was promises, promises, promises!"

:)