Toprol XL

It appears that I'm in the wrong profession:
I'm going to start selling Toprol XL on the street.

"Get your Toprol here, ladies and gentleman! I've got the "real" thing. None of that hard to obtain- metoprolol crap.....just the good "gold in pill form" good stuff."


Should I carry anything else for ya'll. I'm here to serve you, in my sidewalk pharmacy.


Disclaimer:
For all you serious folks out there: Don't get the wrong idea. This is a joke. It is only a joke. This is only a test of the internet humor broadcasting system. If this wasn't a joke, than an alarm will sound, and a warrant would be issued momentarily for my arrest.

LOL

"I'll have what's she's having........."

4 Comments

I know.......LOL

by Angelie - 2009-03-05 10:03:28

Okay......you caught me......I'm busted.
High on all that rosin. I've often wondered it's effects, cause I sure have been inhaling a bunch of it lately with practice every single night.

I'll sell Tikosyn

by kcruz - 2009-03-05 11:03:32

I'm with you guys, just got out of the hospital on tikosyn, was told good to go we have drug covered. Ha!!!! went to get it and was told oh it is classified as a Biotech Drug copay is $150.00 a month, and they wonder why we have heart issues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah, no kidding

by Angelie - 2009-03-05 12:03:38

I tried Tikosyn but it failed and I left the hospital with a pacer instead. LOL! Tikosyn concerned me though, because only certain pharmacies are allowed to carry and dispence it.
Makes me wonder what the heck's in that pill. They treat it like it's radioactive or something. LOL!
I'm just glad that I passed on that one.......YAY!

Ouch! Bless your heart with the co-pay. That hurts ya right where it counts.........your pocket.

Now how about this?

by rvrs708174 - 2009-03-06 01:03:16

As a diabetic, I have been prescribed Byetta for a few years now. But...Byetta has killed several people and made many more ill. So our wonderous leaders decide to raise the price of Byetta by over 50.00 more so we can't afford to buy it and die. Huh?

You know you're wired when...

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